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Channel the entity "Jeff Parker" from beyond the Ether

Tuesday, June 29, 2004

Apologies and Teaser 

GOD: Now Jeffrey, tell Steven you're sorry...

Awww... gee Lieber, that quote about Paying It Forward was too good to not make fun of–

GOD: DO IT!!!

Gulp! Sorry I let it look like you used that Kevin Spacey movie title (the one where Haley Joel Osment Pays It Face Down at the end, 'cause he dies) in a quote to the newspaper reporter! I know she used that phrase in her question so she could make your answer have it. And in fact kept leading you into this whole theme of "giving something back to the community" as if you were some troubled ghetto kid who made it big and now feels obligated to help out the youth from your 'hood. Because most "journalists" don't find the story that's there, instead they force the facts to fit some hackneyed preformed notion they decided upon on the drive over to cover said event. When actually you're from Pittsburgh. And have no intention of helping create future competition for yourself. And the library pays you a hundred bucks to come out and do the talk--

GOD: THAT"S NOT AN APOLOGY! THAT'S A MICAH WRIGHT-TYPE APOLOGY! NOW SHAKE HANDS AND SHOW THAT $%*##&@$ GHOST PICTURE ALREADY!!!!

Hey, I only offered my (temporary) loyalty so you'd make my tooth stop hurting, I didn't say you were running this blog now too! Tell ya what, how 'bout I give 'em a little bit of the picture as a teaser.

GOD: Ooh, a teaser!



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